Did NickMercs Contract and Survive COVID-19?
disclaimer: this article is strictly satirical
Nickmercs went on a rant this past week about how he had allegedly contracted the COVID-19 virus and defeated it within the same week. Many of his viewers and fans refuted him in the comments, saying that he hadn’t been officially diagnosed and that there was no possible way of him ever knowing that he truly has the virus. Nick explained his symptoms in detail and even admitted that his streamer friend ‘Los’ has been exposed to the virus, and he then had been exposed to ‘Los’.
This streamer does not tolerate disbelief from him viewers and fans, especially when it comes to cold stone facts. Nickmercs continued to explain why he had the virus and how he then defeated the virus, and is back to the streaming hustle, without ever leaving… When fans then again rejected his claims, Nickmercs pulled out the big guns and told his chat that he knew exactly what he was talking about, because he has three Ph.D’s.
It is extremely unclear what these Ph.D’s are in, but the streamer is extremely adamant about reminding his chat that he has them. He reminds them that he is a doctor and that he is the one that would know if he had contracted the virus, even though he hadn’t been officially tested. Mercs went back and forth with his chat for several minutes, trying to prove them wrong and set the facts straight once and for all. As some fans jumped on board, others remained in disbelief.
If Nickmercs truly contracted and defeated the COVID-19 virus, this now makes his immune system highly superior to other Americans. Fans and viewers are still in disbelief as Nick showed no signs of the virus then or now, but was able to defeat it in an ample amount of time.
If you’re still unsure of who Nickmercs is, or why he is capable of surviving this virus that has swept the world into a whirlwind of chaos, here is a video to assist you. Nick is most well-known for playing Fortnite, and raging when confronted by pre-teen bot players. Sundays are particularly hellish for this streamer, because many kids are out of school, so many of them are online and stream-sniping.
Stream-sniping is a term used by only the most popular streamers. This is a way that kids try to either get onto the streamer’s game for free clout or to just ruin their day. Kids will specifically wait to time into the streamer’s game, unless the stream is on a delay. With great calculation, persistance, and follow-through, somehow these kids are able to get into the streamer’s lobby, find exactly where they are, and attempt to kill them. nine out of ten times, the child fails, and then is sent back to the waiting screen to try again. Since the COVID-19 virus has struck, and Nick has survived, many of these kids are online every hour of the day, and this makes it extremely difficult to play and enjoy the game as a streamer.
Many of these streamers have gone on to compete in tournaments with their friends in COD: War Zone during this pandemic influx of at-home kids. There has not been much professional streaming of Fortnite at this time. Mainly because of how addicting Call of Duty actually is, and also a combination of the number of kids expected to be online to make a streamer’s gameplay almost impossible.
The immunity that Nick has gained from defeating the coronavirus, has now been converted into gameplay power for Call of Duty. The streamer has been making record plays with other streamers. Some games can be quite rocky, as he may be killed anywhere from three to four times, but during the good games he averages a great number of kills per game. The gamer has participated in a tournament that allows streamers and gamers to win thousands of dollars. This gamer is sure to make it pretty far into the tournament, simply because of the amount of gameplay power he has now converted from immunity to gaming stats.
Nickmercs is now one of the most unstoppable streamers of all time, unless he is bombarded by an army of stream-snipers. Dr. Nickmercs has yet to declare the science of which his Ph.D’s are in, but that won’t stop him from fact checking his fans or viewers. The streaming doctor has an even brighter future now that he has defeated this harsh virus that is shaking the world.